M43
08 October 2009 @ 05:58 pm
J: Man, I can't believe there's no football. I'm so bored.
M: Yeah, especially since the only football (internationals) is the most boring football ever.
J: I just saw a headline saying "Carrick Knocking on Capello's Door" and now I have "knock knock knocking on Heaven's door..." in my head -
M: ♪ KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON CAPELLO'S DOOR - HEY, HEY, HEY HEY YEAH! KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON CAPELLO'S DOOR
J: ...okay man. Okay.
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M43
06 October 2009 @ 02:38 am
GOD  
M: [labelling football DVDs] I can't figure out what the hell this qualif is. Germany against a country I don't recognise the flag of. It says RSA.
J: They look African.
M: Of course they're African!
J: RSA. The....Republic...of...South...Africa.
M: THERE IS NO (team for) REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

[Five seconds later, attempting to figure it out from the commentary...]

Commentator: ...Joachim Lowe's Germany, and the World Cup hosts, South Africa.
M: AAAAAAAAGH

[Five seconds later, checking on the internet.]
Wikipedia: RSA. For the Republic of South Africa, see South Africa.
M: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Five seconds later, checking the FIFA website.]
M: [defeated] There really IS the Republic of South Africa.
J: [puts a hand on M's shoulder] Africa is not a country.
M: I KNOW

Combined with my geographically confused ignorance, this was so painfully claw shrimp I can't quite describe.

J: That was fun. Let's do that again.
M: I think I lost about 5 years of my life. No.
J: Hee hee.
 
 
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M43
01 October 2009 @ 10:35 pm
EDIT: Sorry folks. Really tremendously apologetic - massively terrible post to fuck up lj-cutting for.

Largely for my own reference, because I was thinking about this a while ago and was horrified to see I'd only done 2006. Much page-stretching and browser-killing to ensue below cut, because that is the nature of 'art'.

2007 Art Meme
2007 Art Meme - A little NSFW, pic-intensive )
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2008 Art Meme
2008 Art Meme - Moar NSFW, very pic intensive. )
 
 
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M43
26 May 2009 @ 12:28 am
Anyway, my birthday. So full of win-type wonderful. I stayed up with [info]silencestation who was obsessively finishing up my gifts that I had berated her the upteenth time not to kill herself over [though a good part of it was me selfish fault, since she asked 'option A or B' and I said 'gosh I can't make up my mind, both? 8DDDD'], to finish this up:

inking progression... )

Until Djinn was completely out of it and done, so after rudimentary breakfast off to bed until a few hours later. Got up just in time to have the Dad pop by with deliriously $12 cake, that has a strangely long and complicated story of Djinn not revealing what's on it until the day of my birthday itself. Long story short, I had no idea what was on it, and Djinn was being self-derogatory as per usual so I don't trust a fucking word she says.



So lovely and adorable it's mad.. I spent probably 15 straight minutes bashing Djinn's head in until she stopped complaining about it so I'm just reiterating the long-short here.


Past that it was just a lot of cooking, as far as I could remember: brining, soaking, washing, de-scaling, etc… And then it was dinner. The light over the dining table had blown, so the Dad moved the table outwards towards the lit area of the living room – a little off the area of the telly, where Man U was playing Arsenal at home at 7.40pm. I was craning my head over as I poured the sparkling juice, because of my now not-so-recent revelations that I am alcohol-intolerant…

Yay seaaaafood! )

After dinner the dad dutifully washed up, while - get this, Djinn and I sat there in front of the telly gaping while Man U boringly inched closer to wrapping up the English Premier League title. My dad passed by, sat down, got bored and went away. He came back a while later, looked over, clucked his tongue about how the match must suck because there no goals at all [we conclusively agreed, though still not peeling our eyes from the screen] and then went to play with the cat. He was kind enough to agree to cake-time after the match. In the meantime, we went crazy over the crappy footage, and my dad went downstairs to buy a newspaper and retrieve the mail [I got three postcards: GB-75134, PT-82389 and NL-164079! Got a bunny one the day before, too.]

On another note, my presents were a little complicated on the Djinn side – largely that she couldn't give 'em to me in front of the Dad [no, not like that] so when we went to pick up the Transformers Encore Big Cassette Mission Set 1 we also delightedly picked up a nice discounted bundle of TFA Blurr and Swindle [I paid for the Mission Set and she paid for the TFA] so the TFA made it as her present to me in front of the Dad.



My cake and prezzies. TFA bundle in that big spotted bag over there, the plaid with the Chinese from me Dad, and the last one ostensibly from me Dad's girlfriend [which was really dictated by me Dad]. Oh, and my Guitar Hero Les Paul says hello on the left.


The big 2-0! Or the big two candles. Imagine that. A bunch of you have known me since I was 12. Most of you have known me since I was 14. Scary, huh? )

So I did wish for something as retarded as the last one I wished for, which essentially means it will not come true. The spoils of the day were awesome, at least:

It's knowing and waiting, and knowing is half the battle. )

I'm going to have a time-warp interval a bit in the future just to mention that [info]catatonic_cats is some kind of weirdo who has this totally unwarranted affection for my handsome self and was rebellious enough to send me not only all the blank ACEO cards I told her not to, but also sent me some lovely paint/tea/ink-stained ones, and it all came with this box with pretty dangling things.

Seriously man! What is this?!?!?! )

Back to the 16th now. When the Dad went away full and satisfied and cheery about 12 dollar cake [he made off with almost 1/2 of it] Djinn and I kinda digested for a while and then proceeded on to get to Djinn's Real GiftsTM.

Her real gifts were, and are, her gift of writing. ::dodges some wailing and unhappy swipes:: You will not remember that last year, she filled up a bunch of flash cards that one of my weirdest friends [info]arrrghigiveup gave me with gay haiku. When we toddled about in Liang Court's Kinokuniya a few days before my birthday, we sighted them and she asked, "would you like haikus of Option A or Option B?" and I was like "man, I dunno…both? 8D" [::shifty eyed rephrasal::] Well, she took me seriously and she regretted it [recap top of entry anecdote].



4 different pen colours. Three days of writing. Two fandoms/pairings. A night of penning. 75+129=204 haikus.
That's what's in these things. And they both moved me to tears.


I don't cry. I particularly do not cry over writing. In fact, I am hardly impressed by writing. I avoid fanfiction and most sorts of 'serious writing' posted online because more often than not I sit down, read and start feeling so embarrassed for the writer that I can't focus on reading the words anymore. Often I rarely feel. I did not feel particularly sad when I read both of these [well, technically all of these]. But out of nowhere – I wept at the end. [Just like the last one…Do I see a trend here? Moving HaikusTM?] Very strange! But here, I can't resist some excerpts even though you won't know what's going on anyway:

From the black kitten… )

And from the blue bird… )

Wow, it was really hard not to put everything there! They all fit into a Meiji Meltykiss box, which we bought on the same day we bought the flash cards.

Oh, you know Djinn, that wasn't all. First there was this:

The image on my cake! )

And then there was this:



Which in my opinion is just really crazy beautiful. I was literally struck speechless.


And the full image is here in an incredibly romantic but also a very uh homoerotic [understatement] NSFW fashion. I've got it in a hard card on my table that I flip over to my cake image whenever my dad is in the house. 8D

So! That really about concludes it, I really could not think of anything better. It was pretty much bestest day ever, again. You know what, I really don't know what I've done to deserve this. Do I just inexplicably have some kind of weird good karma magnet or something? [info]silencestation is just the most brilliant person in the world to me and I have her waiting me hand and foot [well, not really, but she's liek my artsy bitch or something]. Then I have so many of you out there who are just so strangely nice to me, nice beyond words, so…so awesome to me. I don't get it! But thank you so tremendously much! There are no words to describe, like I said, only lots of flailing and adoration.

A few days later we went to the Bird Park to test my lens [under the staunch insistence of my dad, too] so you can expect some spam coming from that sometime soon. But really, everybody, thank you.
 
 
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M43
10 May 2009 @ 09:14 pm
Chronological ACEO order... )



Why these two are so massively uneven I have no idea.

Does anyone know where to buy ACEO-sized [2.5 by 3.5 inch] card? I'm really lazy and so all of the ones I've done are missing 0.5 inch of legitimacy on one side [and have an extra 0.1 of illegitimacy on the other]. Else I will have to rouse myself up and wield the penknife because I'm too cheap to buy paper cutters.

On the other hand, you may remember this photoshoot of Tea in that brush wot with the bumblebee dress? I took her here:



That red circle thar is where she was posed. I was sliding down the slope as I crawled up with my macro lens. It's the top floor of a shopping mall near the industrial/port district [Vivocity] and needless to say I got quite a few "look Barbie" remarks as per usual. It's been a while...
 
 
being: race and match, donkey
 
 
M43
12 March 2009 @ 03:02 am
[M and J are listening to the very emotive The Mess We're In by PJ Harvey feat Thom Yorke when -]
TV: [Champions League football intro sung in a very Euro-accented manner] THESE ARE THE CHAAAAMPYOOHNS
M: Didn't you find that jarring, you know, all of a sudden in the middle of PJ Harvey THESE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPYOOOOHNS
J: Is that what it says? I never knew! I always thought it was some forren stuff.
M: That bit, yeah; I think the rest is forren stuff.
J: Somebody tell them -
M: CHAAAAMPYOOOOOHNS
J: - somebody tell them that's the Queen's English, that's all I'm saying.
M: Eeeheeheeheehee.
 
 
being: pretty idiotic
 
 
M43
meme results that naturally no one gives a damn about but I'd like to keep around )
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Life after exams has been a very constructive blur - today was a happier one than most, though what we initially set out for was busted, there were several decisions to be made and numerous other things like finally getting a pair of non-hideous sports sandals on 30% discount after the straps of my last one ripped clear out of the sole on death-anni-day right as I got out of the car. My $17 savings makes me triumphant.

In the meantime, fascinating meme that I gypped off [info]raydance and am obnoxiously posting out of cut because I quite enjoyed her lyrical poetry, even if it was missing a verse, ahaha.

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Love Ridden, I've Looked at You

I'm in Los Angeles today
come around and say you love me
don't know if I love you or if it's all in my head
among the afflictions

hanging around
I'm serious in love
stuff was started
I think you know

two simple places
receiving department, 3 a.m.
your kiss is not just a kiss
it was raining outside

the falling sky grows darker every day
I close my eyes and I smile
all new evening
as I juxtapose

it's amazing
go on just say it
get the rope, tie me to the bedpost
my city's still breathing (but barely it's true)


Uh, I suppose it's about a very emo guy in Los Angeles – who might be into BDSM I guess.

Song Spoiler List if you'd like to guess them… )

Oh and finally I've only ever felt the urge to recaption something on ICanHasCheezburger once, because Monty Python owns Wizard of Oz hands down, even with Pink Floyd playing in the back:

French cats. )

That reminds me: Ed, [info]vacuities that is, I have decided I am dead offended with your "both sides...fancy" remark when I was enjoying talking to you about music and football. I let it slide then but I'll have you know I'm not happy - apply some logic boy, if that statement was true I'll be mighty happy to watch the match instead of dread it, right? Christmas! [[info]silencestation is trying to wean off swearing so I'm employing her substitute instead.] Not the way to talk to someone who watches more football than you, so prepare to receive the extent of my wrath if I make it to the X'Mas shindig.

And that's about all.

PS: Has anyone seen the new Arsenal FC mag yet? Specifically Rob the Chef's monthly page? ;D
 
 
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M43
04 October 2008 @ 03:27 am


And then when his jersey and my jersey met, they started beating each other up.
 
 
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